Technically, everyone is doing their part in the matter of a number being record low.

So $0 per serving, I can just get it for free, right?

handles all math on every machine on earth

That’s just gmp. The go-to unlimited precision arithmetic library.

> still living with parents

> wasting days jacking off

Yes, but…what about bringing back eradicated diseases with anti-vaxxing? Ain’t that a miracle.

Psychology has a term for that: projection.

I mean, what else is there to do in a surreal landscape?

Should have bought yogurt futures.

SATA tears

8 (八 ba) is considered a lucky number in Mandarin due to its pronunciation being similar to “fortune” (发 fa). So you get lots of things priced with 8 (also for telephone numbers, plate numbers, etc.)

Ah, yes, I always love it when the train does Tokyo drift.

It’s not like losing a pen, is it?

bee hotels

Cockroach traps are call “cockroach houses” in Mandarin.

My theory of military bed making is that originally they had to grab the sheets and go on a very short notice, so it makes sense to “pre-pack” them. However, it gradually evolved into a performative art.

It doesn’t matter if it’s truly a one-off.

However, the conventional wisdom is to split the potentially reusable part as a library package and the executable to be a thin layer on top of that library.

In this way, for example, testing can just depend on that library. In the future, if there are requests that calls for a separate executable, the library can be reused.

Duh, obviously you need hard liquor for hard study. It’s pretty hard.

You’re right. In practice it’s somewhat more casual, akin to “No way!”.

“I bought this bag of chips with half the price!” “うそ！”

Although うそ literally means “it’s a lie”, it should have been translated to “Really?”

It’s app level injection, so presumably if you install GrapheneOS or use a different “smart feed app” (some kind of launcher for Motorola? I haven’t used one before), it won’t affect the user. Although, I agree it’s a pretty bad look on the QA of preloaded apps.

The memory was a bit off, but at least it’s still loving.