He’s in a stable condition…

Sounds like my wife.

She moans about being to hot in bed but when I snuggle up her arse is always freezing…

We have a TV remote with a solar panel on the back… Turn it over and let it recharge.

Yeah but there isn’t a lot of meat on a duck…

Shit… I just gazed into that abyss.

No one gonna mention Kawasaki?

It’s why their main messaging is to attack their opponents rather than focus on the policies they would like to implement…

It’s also really hard to read signs when they’re so pixillated…

… and our weight is in Stones.

I’ve recently switched from Spotify to Tidal and I’m happy with it…

I think you’re a little optimistic on the time line there.

I’d give it Ten years tops…

You’d probably have some chance of becoming part of its pack if you were careful.

Or it’d just rip your throat out…

They night also consider getting new ‘friends’.

America? Yeah…

birds or polar bears

Phew! Luckily I just like penguins…

There was a plot?

Diagonally.

This is pretty much my view on people’s sexuality generally.

I don’t care who’s doing what to who as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult.

Being “vetted” by them…

So last Christmas we (another mutual friend and I) got back in touch with someone we hadn’t spoken to for almost a decade, met up in the Pub and it was like it’d only been a couple of months.

Instant reconnect.

Might be another ten years before we meet again because since then almost no interaction.

What you gonna do?