If they did that then there might be more people like George Lucas. You think movies will let a director have a percentage of toy sales after they made that mistake with him? Nah that’s more money for them.

Fuck yeah I do!! I got a metal jug I carry around for work and I have another metal yeti mug for home. Hydration is important.

You know I am hetero, and the more I live the more I find out I do gay things.

I used to think that me being gay came down to if I wanted to bang another guy or play his dick or something.

Now that I’m in my 40s, I’ve been told I do all sorts of gay things. Like think dogs and cats are cute. I said “aww look at the puppy” and some guy asked me if I was gay as a response. I was also told using your tip toes to reach something is gay. Now I find out my normal quick walking pace is gay.

All these rules are confusing. I think straight guys think about what makes gay people gay way too much.

“In what grounds?”

“6, 7”

Yeah, but what’s more liquid? I can take those 100s and pay most of my expenses in cash for the rest of my life.

If I take the gold bars, I would have to find a buyer or find a way to convert it into cash. I’m sure most people and places will have questions about how I got the gold bars.

Yup. I’ve heard people say this growing up. I also saw it on tv on a medical show. The doctor was operating on someone and pissed and when people looked at him in shock. He just said “What? It’s sterile. It’s just pee.” Or some shit like that.

People will believe anything if you repeat it long enough.

I thought he said car hole. But whatever I get the reference.

You should write a book on how to live like you do. Some people don’t know how to exist without spending money.

As a child free person myself, I see it as more it being annoyed from all the pro-child people. I’m a guy so my push back was minimal. My wife has had many people talking to her for years about…

how she will change her mind

What if a future husband want kids

Does your husband beat you and that’s why you don’t want kids

She had to go through over a decade of telling her doctor before she was able to get anything medical to prevent kids.

We have nieces and nephews. We love them. Kids are great, but just not for us. I think the people that post aggressively about child free probably had to go through a lot of BS like my wife did.

I was about to post about the greatness of bidets. I use water to blow my shit covered butt and get right back in the game. I don’t have to wait for the whole toilet paper wipe and then you have more to shit.

I got a tushy bidet. Easy to install. It’s tushybidet.com and not tushy.com. that’s a different website.

She wants to stay after school with you? Sounds like a win.

5/7 perfect score.

Obama in bad French accent.

You think you could beat 14 year old you in smash bros?

I was way better at fighting games when I was a teen than now. I played Street Fighter recently because of whatever compilation they were selling. I suck at it now. I bought sf2 like 4 times now and beat the game with each character back in the day. It’s hard to get past the 2nd stage now.

The porn I create has tens of millions of views, I’ve done things that are wild, creative and on occasion, sexy

Username checks out

This is a great book. I read it a few years ago and I still think about it. The breakdown of how everything is built on each other was interesting.

Watch Neon Joe Werewolf Hunter instead. He is detecting werewolves in the show.

I swear that his time with Venezuela didn’t mean anything. It was just real quick, in and out. It was just his first land grab. Ya know to get it out of the way.

The next one will be better. He’ll take his time, light candles, and make it nice.

Now the butter stick definitely could be popular in the us.