I’m almost ashamed this makes sense to me

That’s fucking hilarious

For some reason I doubt that’s a common practice with people hellbent on not seeing ads and not paying for the service.

Color me surprised if I’m wrong about that.

I use youtube music everyday as well as downloading videos on my phone to play without wifi. So maybe I do use some premium features, which may make me biased.

You’re someone who likes Linkin Park and playing Skyrim. Embrace that shit. Take everything as it comes.

Scratch that, you’re a military trained badass who likes Linkin Park and playing Skyrim. You’ll see what you want and get that shit.

My job entails handling certain things for the recently deceased. I processed a Khaleesi yesterday and my dumbass assumed it was a name that meant something for some culture or another, but immediately recognized the name for Daenerys as well.

Having looked, it’s totally made up, but it’s super badass, if I were to ever have kids, which I won’t, cause fuck that, I’d be open to that being my daughter’s name. It sounds real cool.

tulip-speculating

I love you for this burn

A BK opened near my office a year or two ago. I’ve never had a burger I’d describe as depressing before then. But that Bacon King or whatever they called sure was.

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Intercooler + wet towel got me about 30 minutes on Verruckt

That doesn’t really matter though. Doctors aren’t supposed to judge like that. You have to deal with that because you’re, emphasis on you, are making the decision right now to forfeit that ability in the future.

33 after I just upvoted. Vote for the Joe.