so chè Thái with things you can find at a western culture supermarket?

Part of me thinks he watched some inspiring monologue in a movie or show where the character takes an unrelated topic and ties it back to the previous discussion to great effect and thinks “oh that’s easy, I could do that.”

Your cats punch straight through dry wall also?

Cuckoo ca cha!

Being able to handle hurt fee fees like an adult needs to be a requirement for any public office.

Fo sho, mostly because growing up made me realize I’m never really sho of anything no mo.

Great, now I’m shopping for anthropomorphic celery costumes.

Maybe Ariana Grande’s Alpacas

Republicans love assigning kids value when it helps strip autonomy from women though.

Self proclaimed fans of Jesus portraying him as a fan of one of the least faithful 1911s is quite on brand.

A relationship that forces you to use a GUI when you already live in CLI is a textbook example of a toxic relationship.

Dragostea De Inchiriat

Iselilja

Tein kai lottorivini väärin

NAIMONONEDARI (not sure how much this counts. I took Japanese in high school but can’t maintain a conversation to save my life.)

Sommernacht

Mikrofonkåt

Hit Sale

Сама-сама

Песенка (also grey area for me, I took Russian in uni but I’m far from conversational with it.)

Skyscrapers

LALALILALA

Dime Que Me Quieres

edit: forgot to include Spanish

Went to Italy for the first time last year and had a similar experience with Venice. The food was much better in rural Tuscany. Venice was crazy packed with tourists compared to Florence and Rome.

I was surprised there weren’t more people in Rome for jubilee, especially with the events going on that week. Though admittedly, I stayed away from the Vatican for that reason.

100 Hectacre Wood

They’re certainly welcome to them though.

One time I drunkenly asked the bartender for a mini broom to use while playing shuffleboard with friends at a bar. They apparently do not usually have mini brooms for shuffleboard.

And has the reaction time of a stump. Trying to speed up to catch up to you long after the light changes to green.

Dealer is all in

NASA scientists will have to turn to crowdfunding to bankroll the search for the G-spot.

Juevo Leon, Jhihuahua, Jjalisco