CelloMike
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26·7か月前When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)
Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I’m told it looks very cool
Went to see Randall doing his book promo and being interviewed by Matt Parker (in the UK) recently and this was his exact position on it
The audience were not on his side 😆
1·8か月前When I started this company, I had only two things - a dream, and six million pounds
In the UK you can’t even buy that many at once 😆 without a prescription at least - paracetamol and ibuprofen are usually 16 per pack and they don’t let you buy more than one of each
All hail the God Who Hates You Unconditionally 👌
Most of the major newspapers (this is from a UK perspective but I’d imagine they’re accessible in other places) have a live news page for big developing news stories - the BBC site is probably a good unbiased-ish one
I’m a big fan of -ussy as a suffix, especially when it’s wildly unsuitable for the purpose
It’s utterly ruined ales describing themselves as “citrussy”
In that picture? It’s a bee, contemplating leaping from the edge and ending it all after reading that article
Hold the newsreader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
The Dollop
Particularly the 1908 New York Paris Car Race episode
“Jean-Luc, what have you done?”
Scunthorpe
Just never go to Scunthorpe
Though I just realised I’m a walking stereotype
No contest, just look at these guys
Gotta be Mark Knopfler - Sailing to Philadelphia
We all have a bean hall in our houses, building regs say you have to
A man did this in London in 1810, but with everything - chimney sweeps, piano deliveries, priests, lawyers, coal carts, doctors, undertakers, the archbishop of Canterbury…
It brought the whole area to a standstill and the guy won a guinea in a bet and ran away to the countryside
Such a threatening energy, I love it