He’s still mad that Schwarzenegger took over The Celebrity Apprentice

How does this even happen??? 😰

Is he accepting new clients???

He’d be loudly proclaiming “if they didn’t want me to take it then they shouldn’t have left it here” as he loads into the back of one of those giant pickup trucks that always seem to have their high beams on for no apparent reason

If this were made today instead of a bear it would just be a really angry guy screaming that he can’t get measles because his religion doesn’t recognize their existence

What was so important?

It sounds like the employees are the bottom level of some kind of scam. A company that has so little faith in itself that it forces their employees to act as customers is either on the verge of ruin or just completely unethical. They’re definitely getting some kind of kick backs from this.

I’m sure they have found some kind of shitty technical loophole that makes it legal somehow, but you might still report it anonymously to the employment commission since it is 100% unethical and a serious conflict of interests.

Either way if possible find somewhere else to work as soon as you can. Once these people have bilked you out of as much of your paycheck as they can they will decide your no longer a valuable company asset

Wouldn’t that basically destroy the entire planet?

You sure did buddy 👍

Sure buddy, that’s what I said. You got me 👏

I’m not particularly bitter about it, it’s just a fact of life at the moment. What I do take exception to though are people who like to condescendingly suggest that all life’s problems could be solved by just heading to the Caribbean or Europe for a few weeks. If I could afford to just pick up and go wherever whenever I felt like it then most of my issues would already be resolved lol

Cool. Is this your way of telling me that you’re going to pay for me to go traveling? That would be great, thanks 👍

People leave town. They’re like, ‘OK well it’s a crime to camp here,’” he said, adding he believed many were in shelters.

So they’re not actually doing anything to help anyone, they’re just hoping everyone moves on and then it can be someone else’s problem. That seems pretty on brand for conservatives

The ongoing destruction of democracy and rise of a new Nazi dictatorship/theocracy seems like it kind of encapsulates all the recent news stories lately

Well, it’s pretty clear that this is a way for the DEA to get other people to spread propaganda for them. They know the idea is unpopular so they’re paying children to do their dirty work for them. They know there are at least a million kids on Instagram who will just do this for a free gift card regardless and they’re trying to exploit them.

Also it absolutely reeks of desperation. They’re trying to force a viral movement in the most inorganic and insincere way possible. It’s like if an unpopular teacher offered to pay her students to go around telling their friends about the benefits of doing extra homework.

And it’s worth mentioning one more time, they’re exploiting children to spread their lies.

Yeah, he just literally shit his pants to dodge the draft, and then wrote a song about how much he likes banging 13 year old girls! Both Trump approved activities! He’s good to go!

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