I wish I could text my cat

Or better yet just carry a gun around. Nobody will bat an eye.

It amazes me how many people still think Jesus was born 25th December. I always hear it on the radio “happy birthday Jesus” and I just think, how stupid are you?

Not just old dudes. No wonder women don’t want to be friends with us…

Wow this takes me back!

Pure genius from the almighty himself! I’ll quit my job now while I’m ahead (not on my mortgage). /s

Cost of living rising but wages don’t match

Hey me too!

And he’s driving a fucking Tesla that’s brilliant!

With the exception of tick-tock

It does seem a bit weird. Who would I have to screw to board the plane? The pilot?

I don’t remember tom nook looking like that?

Dammit not the dating apps!

Netflix doesn’t have 2FA

Yes that is part of what we do. We also hate on foreigners for “taking all the jobs” when in reality they are taking the jobs we won’t do. This is just an excuse used by lazy brits who don’t want to pay their way and sit around claiming benefits and having loads of kids. Ironically claiming some of the money those “job stealing foreigners” are making for their own families. We also form hate groups to drive these people out of the country as “they are making Britain a horrible place to live”. We aren’t the gentle passive country we all tell people we are and we are in no way better or smarter then countries such as America as we always tend to follow whatever they do. Britain is also full of nazis. Wake up.

The British are just as fucking stupid as the Americans - can confirm am British

Can’t think of any famous raccoons? Has he even played doughnut county?

What like full of misinformation and nazis?

Breaking bad