Damn, do I have to move to New York now?

This is my exact situation right now.

Not even subtle, just a garbage cash grab by people who want to divert public school funding into private hands.

That thing is huge!

Well done.

o7

This is why we need to save the bees.

So … the US Army is now an occupying force, and the Second Amendment crowd will activate to save us?

hentaicity.com is going to be rough to live down.

Can I also have sex with this bridge?

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I bet that tastes dope.

Sideline meetings happen all the time. It’s not a new thing. World leaders can show compassion for the deceased and handle their shit all in the same day.

You know, we famously have a military that would be good for this.

I keep my phone in a chip bag and only pull it out to LARP the preparation for the assassination Franz Ferdinand in general terms without naming actual places or names.

This … feels like you are telling me to go for it.

We can do that?

Do I just take it to the post office?

1. Every other choice is wrong.

High Risk, No Reward.

Is that a real person or a doll?

… the Iraq War that the US started? What the fuck is he talking about?