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like, I get that it smells bad and makes your hand feel like dry rubber, but just keep some scent sanitiser or lotion in the car to use after washing your hands with it. OP even suggesting skipping washing their hands means they probably already do.

ikr? sign me the fuck up

that’s the main gimmick of these, though it comes at the cost of no rumble, because of the figures

this one only looks particularly messy because the Lost Colony ARK background isn’t very readable, it’s a mess of colours until you realise what you’re looking at.

the controllers irl are super reflective so the buttons and joysticks appear isolated from the internals and not as clustered as they seem in this render.

TIL, he’s still well appreciated in the spin-offs. But a lot of those are pretty old games by now, it’d be nice to see him as well as any other favourites in a mainline Mario game.

I never understood why they never brought him back, it made a ton of sense for Peach to have a dedicated butler and for him to be in charge of the other Toads. But he was just a one-off character forever doomed because Nintendo hates the GameCube.

Owned by millennials, marketed to zoomers, primarily consumed by gen alpha.

Zoomer Gatorade.

For a single piece sure.

I presume the idea here is that you have access to their full library. Personally, I fail to see why I would change my wallpaper enough to warrant even a free app to change it, let alone 50 bucks.

sodium chloride?

I just recently bought one (and a DSi XL for that matter) and I’m not surprised. 3rd party parts for Nintendo products are usually pretty available so unless your device is experiencing something catastrophic, repairing it shouldn’t be an issue even several years from now.

in that case, it might make more sense to put “midnight” or something on the first panel.

it makes a lot more sense when you realise the artist probably meant to say “Early Next Morning”

if this meme is from 2022 he could’ve bargain-binned all of them for like a dollar each, but apparently he couldn’t afford FIFA '20…

ah, I see, a meme buried within a meme.

Yeah, this just isn’t the case, there’s a metric fuckload of experimenting going on, most people just aren’t willing to try any of it.

say whaaat

this looks like a shittier, less comfortable version of those handheld trackballs from the early 2000s.

That and Wind Waker HD are the two heavy hitters that are still locked to the platform, there’s a handful of others like Twilight Princess HD, Kirby and the Rainbow Curse, Yoshi’s Wooly World, Star Fox Zero, though porting some of those might not be possible without completely altering the gameplay.

It would’ve been nice if they kept Splatoon 1 alive somehow, but there’s zero chance of that when they already have two sequel games on switch.

now if it was Mildread…