Live Your Lives

Technically, you can’t say that He/Him are God’s preferred pronouns because the capitalization doesn’t appear in the oldest texts. They are more a matter of tradition than of reality. However, you could say that’s even worse because Christians have embraced these neopronouns on God’s behalf.

How do you know he didn’t use in vitro fertilization?

What does ERB stand for?

Same, I block communities but have yet to block a person.

HINT: zoom in on the kid’s hands.

I don’t understand the last panel, why is he wearing mice for hair?

Here’s the pic:

What’s the teapot a reference to?

I guess I can see that, it is ridiculous. The difference is that this news comes across as completely believable to me instead of as skirting the line of believability like a “proper” post would do.

Too true…

Why is this on Not The Onion?

I assume they choose NYC in particular because its a three letter acronym that could sound like it would fit in with other three letter fighting organizations.

Pull and peel twizzlers are 10x’s better than regular twizzlers. I will not be taking any questions.

Umm, akshually, there would be a number of options to try first, depending on the circumstances:

• never get on in the first place
• the bathroom or the cockpit
• an emergency door
• threaten whoever is forcing you into this mess in the first place so that they hopefully put you to an even quicker end.

Sopuli.xyz/c/aneurysmposting comes close (sorry, can’t remember the proper formatting for sharing community links.)

It’s a leash that connects to the paddle board, but that was my first thought too.

I got that reference! Surprised to see it out in the wild.

I assume it’s “Your kink is not my kink”

I guess it depends on the employer. I don’t do office work myself, but according to what I’ve heard from my wife about her jobs in banking adjacent fields, she has a few different queues of things to do that everyone takes from.

The way you phrased this could go either way: were you never taking on more work, no matter how obviously it needed to get done, just because you weren’t explicitly told to do that job? Because that would be a fair criticism in my estimation.