That’s why you make the answers fake ones. Like instead of your actual favorite pet, you answer lassy or airbud or something stupid like that

Bones. I’m sorry but you weren’t my first dog. My first dog will forever be the answer when it comes to security questions. It’s convenient. But you’re really my favorite. I love you bones.

There’s grass where you at? I wouldn’t know. Ain’t no grass around here.

Can someone explain the pooping thing to me? Ive been away for a business trip for the entire week, I haven’t pooped in 3 days either. Why does the person who hasn’t pooped matter? What’s up with these memes?

Those donations you make can help them deduct from taxes, right?