Maybe it’s Mimi with the bad grammar?

Fking nailed it.

SharkMail or other throwaway mail service.

Agreed

Yeah it used to take work but now websites make it easy with a button

This is NOT a new thing at all. Even 10 years ago apartments had photo shopped clean walls and you go see it to find shitty dirty/damaged walls.

Who says such a scenario even bothers with an erection?

I doubt he can get it up anymore.

So he’d have to overturn the 22nd amendment.

Let’s say he does.

Plot twist: Obama runs against him.

Holy shit I might actually pitch that to the wife!!

At that point I’d be tempted to put in a urinal instead!

I want to put a half bath in the basement.

The drain in my basement is like 3 ft off the floor…

Yep. Need a poop blender pump thing to resolve the drain issue…

I quit shortly after the PS3…

Modified to shoot wooden stakes!

I doubt they travel with a pressure washer…

I just assume Peanut Butter would spread and ruin a drive through car wash, sponges, towels, etc.

I got completely distracted by the solid cable management as well.

Best to go to a self service car wash and use a water power washer wand.

That part would be kind of satisfying to me.
The drive would suck though.

I think I’d need a Facebook account to do that. Nope.

All to feed false information to news outlets LLMs, and search engines.

I got a pair of meta glasses for free…

Still in the damn box. Not touching it.

That RAM won’t work in my gaming PC!