“Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.”
“Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.”
squints hard
Sean Mall?
Which Sean got his own mall? Or is it a mall specifically for Seans? As a non-Sean (cool rhyme, right?) am I forbidden from Sean Mall? Are Shawns allowed in?
My poor vision creates nothing but inquiries.
I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner’s voice.
Hell. Yeah. Arthur was the greatest.
Just look at that little guy, posting up in the HUD and crackin’ wise.
FINALLY! SOMEBODY ELSE!
I FINALLY FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE WHO REMEMBERS AND CELEBRATES THE JOURNEYMAN PROJECT TRILOGY!
I’m sorry, I’m just…I’m very happy for this moment.
Legacy of Time was far and away my favorite, but the entire collection is a fun and satisfying playthrough. Great atmosphere, clever puzzles, and loads of 90s PC gaming cheese and charm.
Long live Gage Blackwood.
Patton Oswalt has a great bit on exactly this.
Agrajag shall be avenged!
starts rhythmic clapping
HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!
I like to think that the glasses just materialize whenever a human fully achieves therapist mode.
This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
I know this is a grumpy old man take, but I’ll never get over the fact that they decided to call these dastardly things “hoverboards.”
Blasphemy, says eight year-old me, having just watched Back to the Future: Part II and now obsessed with someday obtaining a floating skateboard.
I’ll be honest with you. I very nearly did. Sorry. That’s on me.
I’M A VILLAIN, DON’T YA SEE?!?
THE TRAAAAAASH MAN!
YOU GOT B-12 RUNNING THROUGH YOUR SYSTEM!
BETTER LOSE THAT BOYFRIEND BEFORE I FIST HIM!
I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.