That’s what I was thinking too. If it’s expensive brand that might explain the high price.

I feel you, my mom was the same way.

It’s actually really informative and well written, but yeah… Dude has like a 4cm penis now.

I remember working in fast food and almost nobody ever thought to clean the nozzles or clean out the ice bin.

There is probably a ton of mold inside where the ice is kept.

“I’m Mr Meeseeks, look at me!”

Sammich

I had a friend once who thought that doubling up on a condom meant double protection. That’s a huge no no.

As a kid we went camping near a reservoir and it rained real hard through a couple of nights. One of those nights there was some serious lightning. The loudest lightning crack I ever heard scared the shit out of me and woke everyone in the tent up, but we all stayed quiet. I was terrified. It had to of hit the ground relatively close. I thought it was going to hit again and get us. Thankfully it calmed down after that strike and sometime later I fell back to sleep.