This isn’t real. Someone posted the real dialogue elsewhere in this thread.

Anyone can set up a Pokéstop. It’s just that Niantic can remove them if they feel it would be inappropriate for one to be there. They did this once before after someone posted a screenshot of a Koffing they caught at a holocaust museum.

What the hell is an “expired” dildo?

If protesting didn’t achieve anything, they wouldn’t be killing people in the streets for doing it.

The Paper Mario series had some serious bangers. Godspeed, Mr. Tanabe!

“At least 3”

If they were really concerned about me damaging my ears, why not make the maximum volume lower than that?

The people in charge of writing this simulation are getting real fucking lazy.

Sheldon Whitehouse

There is no way that’s a real person’s name.

Jeez, if it’s going to weigh that much, why not just get a real boulder?

TIL. Never saw one that had a drive through before.

Since when does DQ have a drive through?

Honestly I think it’s more likely he ditched it because it wasn’t winning battles. There isn’t any indication he loved any of his Pokémon back in gen I, (Professor Oak explicitly says this is the reason you beat him.) and his entire endgame team is made up of tryhard mons with high BST. Radicate didn’t fit this mold, and it would be perfectly in character for him to just get frustrated and release it. I think the fact that his next fight after this being at a graveyard is coincidental, since he certainly doesn’t act like he’s mourning in dialogue.

Yeah.

This actually happened once with Jeffrey Dahmer.

Do your thing, Kira.

This cartoon ends with him waking up and realizing it was just a nightmare BTW, for those here who haven’t seen it.

Voltaire never said that.

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