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I mean, I bet that person has fun testing the fences and finding out exactly where the line is.

But the miniature in the photo has a sign that says “Please do not touch.” So if all the miniatures had a sign like that, I don’t see what the problem would have been…

I found a pair of moon boots there once.

Oral surgeons already want you to fast for a time before going in. It’s only a matter of time before movie theaters make you do it too.

I’ve “snuck” quite a bit of snackage with me when I go to my local theater. (Especially because they rarely offer anything on my diet.) I put that in quote marks because I’m sure they can easily tell I’m smuggling my own stuff in.

I’ve always reckoned that they let me by because they’re not paid enough to really care. Thankfully I have yet to run into a theater worker on a power trip.

I guess it also helps that I do buy myself drinks while I’m there.

But man, I’d probably shit my pants if they called the cops on me just because I brought my own zero sugar smoked sausages and some pumpkin seeds…

“naked undergarment”

Never heard that oxymoron before.

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I like corn dogs.

Please tell that’s pronounced as X-Face.

Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every N̶e̶w̶ ̶Y̶o̶r̶k̶e̶r̶ American’s God-given right.

That’s a very frogressive thing to say.

I don’t know why I hang out with you guys!

Guile’s Theme Goes with Everything was my all time favorite meme. Followed closely by Chuck Norris jokes.

These days I’m really into Bully McGuire.

Automatic win for Zero Sugar Slurm alone!