I’ll accept single pane glass in a high rise.
I’ll accept single pane glass in a high rise.
Somebody needs to make an “unnatural billionaire death” bingo card. So far we got submarine implosion and death cage.
Kicking the crap out of her twin sister.
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Taps big brain: get rid of the kids and no more child road deaths.
Wood this joke have any point to it?
Aaaand patented. JandJ’s new cancer bars require you to use the soap everyday for the rest of your life to stave off the cancer.
Is Columbian different from Brazilian? Asking for a friend.
With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti, sure.
I’m her thing. All fair.
My wife. Most days, yes.
Thank goodness. 3 hours of my life I’ll never get back.
We survived this long by dominating everything else or killing it.
What a dam thing to find in the morning.
So, is that what carpet-bombing with nukes looks like?
No idea what lead me to click on these comments.
Seems like someone is doing a whole lotta smiteing in the Bible belt. That surely can’t be a sign.
Not gonna kink shame but, hopefully you shower afterwards.
Make sure to have 3 points of contact while using that step-ladder.
Last one on the right… Your mom.