Ugh this BS marketing ploy is unfortunately clever.

Matt berry’s a perfect choice, you summon him with the shout: Eye Kee Ah, there’s an alan wrench sword and a meatball helm. The ikea/sweden/viking/nord connection is there, and so is the encumberance/home clutter connection.

This is the biggest photo i got, sorry for the glare and not snapping the name of the artists/work.

Just south of the glare is nixon and zhou enlai meeting, above it is the redguard bugging confucius. The top right has the GDP slot machine, the zombie next to it is Empress Dowager Cixi as her grave is looted by a warlord named Sun Dianying.

The characters from journey to the west are there, tank man, mao’s 4 pests campaign, the AIDS bloodbath and heaps of references i don’t get.

The whole thing was done in that style.

Up in machuria there was a gaunt little cartoon POW being tortured by a cartoon unit 731 doctor, little cartoon redguard telling little cartoon confucius “that’s a load of useless farts”, two little cartoon mushroom clouds over hiroshima and nagasaki, etc.

‘Fake email job’ is great! I’d not heard that before.

Where i work, all the bosses get the day off and those of us who actually work still have to work.

I think it’s just ai, right? The MJ card says “The world deung op al” and the Home Alone one says it’s from John “MLON…”

I found it so satisfying! Especially when you’d get it all off a roller in one piece.

People hear the poop part and overvalue the threat because they’re icked out. That’s just how humans are.

But yeah we have immune systems. These amounts can’t possibly hurt anyone.

I feel shitposting has to have an element of trolling, either by being ostentatiously low effort or low quality, purposely offensive, obviously being said in bad faith, etc.

Politely stating something that most people agree with is just posting.

Because this isn’t shitposting, it’s just a legitimate frustration.

Taxing almost all sugary drinks including artificial sweetners but not 100% juice is not “missing the goal entirely”. That’s still hitting the unhealthiest and most marketed beverages.

The rich will never feel save while we, their victims, have privacy.

They know better than even we do how much reason we have to be plotting against them.

Caterpillar have been profitting from israel’s genocide of the palestinian people for decades.

When a palestinian throws a rock at a soldier occupying their land and israel responds by bulldozing the entire family’s homes in direct violation of the geneva convention, they use caterpillar equipment.

When you’re engineering genocide, think caterpillar.

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They should change their name to Pink Triangle Republicans

Loud talking during performances. When — and why — did we start acting like undersocialized animals

Loud talking?? At a concert?! Animals! 🙄

I’m not surprised that with absurd monopoly-driven ticket prices, some people will decide that an hour long bathroom wait is not what they paid for.

We don’t need to be pearl clutching about pandemic related difficulties with socialisation to explain what’s going on at concerts. Firstly, the windows for learning soft skills are in childhood and the pandemic was only 5 years ago. The affected cohort would be like 9-13ish.

So if the concert-pooping is all those 10y/o kids at coachella, maybe that’s the cause. But otherwise i think we can all safely ignore what an “ettiquette expert” has to say.

Russia sabotaging the US’s military again. It’s all hegseth does but trump is such a well trained stooge at this point that advancing russia’s agenda is like second nature to him.

Start offering them US health insurance?

I’m pretty sure the ship’s planks had to be replaced because it was on display as a heritage item for generations afterwards - not during his lifetime. Are you really viewing theseus’ ship if everything you’re looking at post-dates his death, was the issue, iirc.

Just to get unneccesarily pedantic about a joke.

My favourite light bulb joke is:

How many Morriseys does it take to change a light bulb? None, because there is a light and it never goes out.

Every other light bulb joke i hear, the number is arbitrary - it could be 10/100/1000 with no loss to the joke. But “none” and for that reason is the only possible correct answer to that joke.

I would guess that B is the “correct” answer because it shows you’re old enough to know a sex joke when you read one.