Hegar

You sir are worse than hitler.

The peanut mania that grips this nation and blinds people to objective fact has you in its tentacular grasp.

Definitely not true.

This is bullshit in the technical sense. It’s not a lie, in the sense of hoping to deceive another with a known falsehood. It’s speech uttered without any regard to whether it’s true or not.

This just some bullshit nazis are spouting because they think they’ll benefit by saying it.

This is so undeniably, objectively true.

Peanuts end up in everything because they’re very cheap, not because they’re that good.

Peanut butter is … fine. That’s all you can honestly say. PB&J is edible at it’s best, and then only rarely. Reese’s is a testament to how easy it is to sell coagulated sugar and salt. Bougie peanut butter cups are just polished turds.

Thai is the only cuisine that knows what to do with peanuts.

Bootlicking cowards

Imagine trying to restart agriculture and all you find are some weird preservative-laden disks that are somehow oddly bitter and sickly sweet at the same time.

Hey now, you’re forgetting about peacefully carpet bombing Cambodian villages or peacefully encouraging Marco Rubio to bomb your own country’s fishing boats.

There’s a lot of people you can bomb to win a Nobel peace prize.

Yeah I think so. I didn’t catch his name but they mentioned he wrote the book Dying to Win, which seems to be authored by the same Robert Pape from that foreign affairs article.

I just heard a counter terrorism expert from University of Chicago saying that the deployments there are very clearly designed to be permanent as well.

They very closely follow the long term counter insurgency operation model he called search and destroy, pointing out they’ve been buying up land to use as Forward Operating Bases from which to launch raids and others through which to collect targeting and other intel. They brought in multiple agencies for different mission types.

You just don’t make that investment for a short term operation. He speculated that the ice and other budget increases in the omnibus bill were probably specifically for this plan.

They’re planning on occupying Chicago exactly like they did Baghdad.

To be serious for a moment, he doesn’t believe that for a second.

He’s just bullshiting to further the false narrative that his fascist regime is pushing as they continue deploying the military against the american public and other opponents of fascism.

BLM … Meaning still unclear

During a really bad wildfire season here in OR a few years back there was a story going round that police reported Black Lives Matter activists had set up check points in rural, fire-stricken areas to harass and intimidate honest, trump-loving oregonians or maybe even because they were the ones starting the fires.

This misinfo came from people listening to police radio frequencies, but not understanding that BLM meant Bureau of Land Management.

From reading HP slash ~20 years ago. My favorite was always ‘rosebud’.

There are three uses of the word pasta and two of them are very ostentatiously missing their punctuation.

Collaborators, not just clients.

Oh! I never got that expression. But I’m a loud and proud type. With so much misery in the world it seems wrong not to revel in the joy of a good fart. Like throwing away dinner during a famine.

Wait she farts sideways? Like it comes out of her hip? That is news!

The bear minimum is one bear. And a great band.

Fascists killing other fascists was pretty good, blackshirts fighting other blackshirts would be good also.

Do we call Republican senators Republic Senators?

But that’s because Republican is both the noun and the adjective, unlike Democrat and Democratic. We don’t call democratic senators democracy senators, which would be the equivalent of republic senators.

Technically we shouldn’t even call them republican senators. Grammatically, the correct term should be pack of nazis.

Amidst the vast and brutal history of racism and genocide in the US, it’s easy to forget that the only people to have been banned from the country by law were the Chinese.