The longest journeys all start with the first step.

This just demonstrates the screw-in style is garage. Use one of the other, vastly better options.

Usually age has the opposite effect, but I hear they make pills for that.

Nice try, but I have more than that now and don’t want to go down to either.

I use metallic permanent markers. They apply a nice, thick coating so that the light still works but is severely diminished. It also can be done to some devices without opening them if they don’t have the light recessed too far.

I think there’s a fun bit of linguistics there. If you say more unpopular it implies that both are unpopular and one is even more so. If you say less popular, it implies that they are both popular, but one is to a lesser degree.

But then how will they upcharge you for additional storage or push you to their monthly cloud storage solution?

Doctor delivering a black baby: “Well ain’t you just the cutest little fella!”

A timer goes off in the background.

“Get a job, n-!”

True, but I do get irrationally mad if someone else wants to show me something and there are several ads before it.

City streets Take me to work So I don’t Have to twerk For some money Sellin’ my body Living is not free Somebody help me.

Mate, I’ve had users who were sharing an account that only some of them had MFA prompts for. They didn’t bother checking who had initiated the prompt, they just approved it because it was easier. And that was while they were fully awake and thinking…

Ba ba, ba bah ba, ba ba, ba ba, bah bah…

To set a scene, you awake in the middle of the night because your phone is making noise. Blearily you unlock it, glance at a prompt, and then approve a login and fall back asleep. The intruder now has access to your password manager!

They attempt to log into your bank and drain your life savings, but despite having your password it sends another prompt to your phone. This time, you wake up enough to realize something is wrong. This time, you deny the prompt.

The entire second paragraph cannot happen if your MFA is a single factor. Don’t store MFA in your password manager!

“Hey, great job with that advocacy, or whatever. We weren’t really listening, but it was probably great though.”

Someone’s certainly taking the L here.

Thor from Pirate Software has a great video breaking down how Steam works and the lawsuit that claims they are ripping off consumers. It’s very educational.

Of course, there is no requirement to use Steam. Game makes can publish their game themselves without a platform at all, which very few do. If you say they actually need a platform, there is the value they are getting for that 30%. If they weren’t getting anything of value, then they could do it themselves and benefit instead, which most do not.

Could be plugged in on the back side. That was popular for a while.

I miss the rains down in Africa.

Such a beautiful idea; after a long, parched stretch of time where you aren’t sure if your water supply will last you long enough to survive, the sky opens up and the rains finally fall. Your saved!

What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead?

Time to dig a fucking HUGE hole!

A bread roll in each hand?