I guess Carter isn’t either

A lot of growers turn the spare bathroom into the gardening room.

Edit: but not these guys, they have shampoo and stuff still in the shower. Iunno

I think I watched that rifftrax. Is that the one where her dad says ‘sit down, have some plaid’? I quote that like once a month

Pft he couldn’t even afford private firefighters

Waiting for the day 3000 IKEA desks in Russia all explode at once.

Yeah but the tracer wire

motion

After spending years dealing with shady freeware and junk software on windows, I was floored by how easy and nonchalantly I was able to set up a simple security camera on my PC

Hi I’m a vet

I think it’s time for a few freaky personals ads on Craigslist using their contact info.

My head cannon is that there’s no such thing as a pee fetish, and the entire idea is propped up by the overwhelming sales of synthetic piss from sex shops in order to pass drug tests. Some porn studio marketing team noticed the sales and decided they should fill that niche, but all the viewers are just confused people watching out of shock value.

Basically the war on drugs inadvertently created a massive market where people piss and shit on eachother and think they like it.

The footprints of our shoes were already there
You stole even the cat's food
And you're still licking the plate
Super pissed off with this ungrateful bunch
Today I hit the drums hard
Until they accuse me of mistreatment
If you don't understand the fact
Well, I throw it at you as cumbia, bossa nova, tango or vallеnato
As calabó or bamboo, highly defiant
With hot blood as Timbuktu
We're insidе the menu
2Pac is called 2Pac, because of Túpac Amaru of Peru
America isn't only the USA, pal
This is from Tierra del Fuego to Canada
You have to be so stupid, such an airhead
It's like saying that Africa is only Morocco
These scoundrels forgot that the calendar they use
Was invented by the Mayans
With the pre-Columbian Valdivia for a long time, uh
This continent walks
But even with all the marines
They can't get the peasant plague out off the showcase
This goes for the boss of the company
The machete isn't just for cutting cane
It's also for cutting heads

Here we are, we always are
We haven't left, we won't leave
Here we are, so that you remember
If you want it, my machete bites

The paramilitaries, the guerrillas
The children of the conflict, the gangs
The blacklists, the false positives
The murdered journalists, the disappeared
The narco-governments, everything they stole
Those who manifest and those who were forgotten
The persecutions, the coups
The bankrupt country, the exiles
The devalued peso
The drug trafficking, the cartels
The invasions, the immigrants without papers
Five presidents in eleven days
Close range shooting at the hands of the police
More than a hundred years of torture
The Nova Trova singing in the midst of a dictatorship
We are the blood that blows
The atmospheric pressure
Gambino, my brother, this really is America```

This is not America https://youtu.be/GK87AKIPyZY

And anyone on the rescue operation is a pedo

Lmao

Lol this is like the 40th or 50th time ukraine has done this. Stop playing the stupid red line game FOR Putin.

Exploding moped is pretty cool, but my personal favorite was the officer mowing his grass at home getting drone struck.

https://nypost.com/2023/08/29/russian-lieutenant-colonel-mowing-lawn-blown-up-by-drone/

You must not be paying attention, but you certainly get an A+ in fear mongering. Dear lord.

Maybe im encroaching on a bit of history i dont know well enough, but isnt tribes of Israelites just a fancy way of saying Egyptian refugees? Deport them - I bet they even came in caravans, didn’t they?

‘Please tell my family in Pakistan that I’m still alive’ probably

It’s not about the money, it’s about the message

There’s always CFOs too