Said the man with a giant phallus in his mouth

Kid Rock makes music for people who tattoo their kids

Kid Rock makes music for people who don’t pay their child support

Have y’all seen Pink Flamingos? Kim Davis looks like Divine’s character, Babs Johnson, if she became a sister-wife

This is totally me here in upstate NY. We had our first snow of the season today and I’m wearing cargo shorts. I also have to fight off the white boy overbite when dancing

Question: What’s the difference between a straight guy and a gay guy? Answer: A six pack

I used to love Reddit and it was my only social media site for a decade. But it became so Kafka-esque that it was causing me a tremendous amount of stress. Constantly fighting mod bans was akin to tilting at windmills, as it was completely pointless. So I quit cold turkey last year, deleting my account, and found Lemmy a few days later. I still find the content on Reddit incredibly helpful when I’m searching for information and posts come up on Google but I cannot interact with the site/app any longer. The constant deletions and bans are contrary to the original spirit of the site and have reached SNL sketch level.

I am personally not against the death penalty for some crimes if the culprit is indeed responsible but there are too many people in prison for crimes they didn’t commit already, so the burden of proof needs to be exceptional. Also, I’ve heard before that it’s actually more costly for states and tax payers to impose the death penalty because of all the built-in appeals, with the costs of the court system and attorney fees, than it is to house someone in prison for life. I further think that those convicted should have the option to choose the death penalty and type of execution for themselves, á la Gary Gilmore.

Cookius

For a split second the first time I heard about him I thought Kirk Cameron had been assassinated

From my perspective, it’s taking a slur people like Kirk embrace and throws it back at them by labeling their alleged all-consuming love of Jesus as homosexual. It’s a bit reductio ad absurdum - they label us sinners but they’re the ones with a hard-on for Christ. I’m gay and I created the meme, btw. But I also enjoy really extreme, offensive humor (I’m just saying. Not trying to be confrontational)

I posted it and I’m gay. It’s intended to be satirical. I’m not challenging your feelings. I’m just saying 🙂

Honey, open that door in my ass

I hope they start with Texas governor Greg Abbott

My father-in-law from rural west Texas refers to things as being ‘slicker than owl shit’ and some people as being ‘richer than ten feet up a bull’s ass.’

I don’t struggle to empathize. I’m downright gleeful these people are getting the instant karma they so rightfully deserve.

I have cut all Trumpers, friends and family, out of my personal life. I have to say, after the initial drama subsided it’s been much more peaceful.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again…