Ah, the ol’ “cop pretending to be a human being with empathy / just a typical mask off cop” routine

“Gomez was taken off the force after trying report all the illegal shit the bad cops, aka all the other cops, are doing.”

other nations where sex toys are illegal

It is illegal to own more than 6 sex toys in Texas:

Texas Penal Code 43.23 (f) states: “A person who possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same.” Elsewhere, the code defines the devices as “a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.”

It’s satire. It’s a bunch of typical LinkedIn nonsense (run every morning, read, do yoga, etc) then the bait and switch at the end is that their dad just gave them a multi-six-figure position at an investment firm he runs.

Not sure why they blacked out so much of the post, the original is funny enough.

An optimistic vision for tomorrow

Moral failings would imply they have any morals to live up to in the first place.

The only reason trump can survive it on a daily basis is because his dementia is so advanced that his brain is effectively mayonnaise and cannot recognize what is happening in the world around him.

Linux usage on Pornhub is up 22%. Steam Deck gooners are making the meme reality.

He came to the US on a student visa, but worked at his brother’s company instead of going to school. He violated the terms of his visa. He is an illegal immigrant. And by not disclosing his illegal status on his citizenship application (or any prior visa applications), he committed fraud. Seize all of his assets and deport his ass to Mars.