Pam: They’re the same picture.

That would be more a peeling.

Well fucking regards to you too

🎶I took my knife and stabbed his heart🎶
🎶His cheating ass said I sucked in Mario Kart🎶

Before reading the caption, I thought this was a Brian Thompson comic. I thought Brian here was explaining why United Healthcare stock price increases are good for society.

How rich people think the poor should act.

How other immigrant colonizers do it, from no one. They say they discovered it and say everything is theirs.

Rest in Peace*

* ^{Rest in Peace coverage denied if go by the name Brian Thompson and you were the former CEO of United Healthcare}

Okay look. This dude is 18. His brain isn’t fully developed, he didn’t even graduate from high school yet, his hormones are out of control, and he has a penis.

If you still can’t see why he wasn’t thinking clearly, please read this article Teen Brain: Behavior, Problem Solving, and Decision Making from the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry.

I don’t have a product you are looking for but advice to find a replacement.

Measure the length of the sticks from button mechanism inside the tank.

Measure the height of the button from lid to the sticks.

Measure the hole diameter when you take these out. If your lid is unusually thick, measure the thinkness of the hole.

Look in the tanks. If there is a gap of the internal buttons more than a few millimeters, measure that too.

All of these measurements will make find a replacement easier. A lot of the replacement buttons have really short sticks. Watch out for that.

Even without understanding sexual attraction, the concept of pregnancy is pretty simple once you get over the guilt and shame of anatomy.

Explaining why people kill each other is why more complicated.

TV is getting weird? I guess it’s time to switch to a channel that glorifies violence. Yeah, that’s normal.

Stop being so cool then.

Trooper’s weiner is still out.

Logan should’ve veen able to smell the hair.

I always find roach bait commercials and instructions funny. They say a roach brings back the poisonous bait back to the nest. In reality a poisoned roach dies and the rest of the roaches it. This is how the poison spreads, through cannibalism.

Aaannnnd it’s canceled. No more updates. Servers will be shutdown tomorrow so it is completely useless. Also no, Google will not open source it.

Saying Bill Clinton, the guy who couldn’t keep it in his pants in the Oval Office, is a kid diddler sounds as crazy as calling Stephen Hawking one?

Does your logic really sound logical to you?

I don’t care if they are Republican or Democrat. If they are criminals, they should go to jail. Release the Epstein files and send Bill and Trump to jail.

Sorry, it’s pronounced /sēn/.

Like ‘sea’ with an ‘n’ afterwards.

My mother saw a dolphin in the sea. She thought it was clever combining ‘sea’ and ‘dolphin’ and have it pronounced as ‘seen’, the past participle of ‘see’.

It was a beautiful scene.