

I transcribe posts over on c/microblogmemes along with whatever else i feel like transcribing


Especially in this context where 1969 is the moon landing and Woodstock year


Nothing on AO3 can beat this writing


Stuff urine motherforker c*** fort tights turf twad come sm*gma pussycat chicken chicken pdfile bill Clinton George bush Donald Trump Barack Obama Israel Netanyahu fork ogre grape unalive purple monkey dishwasher forkstick dipshirt punching great analogy felching ogre. you mean?
How is it supposed to be efficient to use an entire lane only for exiting?
Not really though, all lanes except the rightmost lane should be passing lanes. It is different in urban areas where they often open up 2 or 3 lanes for exit only or if there is constant heavy merging. But in general, keep right unless passing
Edit: heck I bet most consumer grade routers DHCP servers would choke after the first 255 clients (probably much sooner) just from having to change subnets. I’m not a networkologist though so IDK for sure
As somewhat of a networkologist I can say that most home routers use the 192.168.something.x IP range. With a subnet mask of 255.255.255.0, this means that you could put 253 devices on the network (2 of the IPs aren’t usable for devices). After that, you would have to change your subnet mask to something larger, which is easily doable in router config. However, a home router likely wouldn’t work well with even just 100 devices connected. WiFi is also half duplex, meaning it can only send or receive, but not both at the same time. This would make the speed unbearably slow. You would really need multiple access points to have this many devices.


Counterpoint to 2: I’m just paranoid
You’re made of food
I saw schooler and read it as “shooter”. I think I have american brainrot
Unless you’re me who uses an OpenWRT router connected to wifi, plugged into my laptop via Ethernet
Well yeah, don’t drink leaded gasoline of course, just the unleaded flavor
Plastic is made from petroleum. Petroleum is natural and good for you. I use a 1/4 tsp of petroleum in my water for flavor and I turned out fine.


Fennec (mobile Firefox clone)
It’s not a Firefox clone, it is Firefox.
I thought that was America jorkin’ it at first glance.
It was stabbing
I mean it is the truth. Bad things can happen to people, and people should put more thought into that before having kids


The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
down came the rain and washed the spider out
but vice versa
how long before plumbing drones are crawling through the sewers
That would be lit
American problems require American solutions