Humans can grow up to eight feet. Most of them only grow posthumously, hence the expression, “six feet under.”
Humans can grow up to eight feet. Most of them only grow posthumously, hence the expression, “six feet under.”
Explanation:
There is no effin’ way
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
Did he collapse from seeing the rainbow roundabout?
He couldn’t put the book down.
What kind of pencil did Shakespeare use? 2B or not 2B?
For the confused: tooth hurty
What do you call a woman with one artificial leg?
Peg.
If you run in front of a car, you’ll get tired. If you run behind a car, you’ll get exhausted.
The second picture is a bicorn.
Why not show a one-horned rhino instead?
Maybe your employer will accept a statutory declaration instead of a doctor’s certificate. Mine does.