- Imagine stumbling home after a night out and you see fucking Barnaby Joyce on the road haha - I’d give him a purple powerade, call him a knob, then leave. - I’d give him a purple powerade - I’m not sure if that’s slang or if you actually mean you’d go buy him a bottle of purple powerade. - Powerade helps when you’ve drunk too much, cause a big part of overdrinking is the dehydration. For barny it would be warm though, cause I think he’s a wanker. - Purple is just the best flavour. - Blue has the most antioxygens 
 
 
 
- Makes you wish you were deso that night. 
 
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- deleted by creator - “I like him cause he’s a drunken wreck, just like me!” 
 
- That beetroot is going to have dirt all over it now. 
- Article doesn’t mention if he was drunk. It’s the Beetrooter, so I’m gonna assume he was. 
- I bet he couldn’t even lie straight lol 
- (Apologies to Wall-E) - Out therrrrre - There’s a world outside of Tamworth - Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby - There’s a slick town, Barnabyyyyyy! - Out therrrrre - Full of shine and full of sparkle - Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby - Listen, Barnabyyyyyy! - Put on your Sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out therrrrre - Get out the brillantine and dime cigars - We’re gonna find adventure in the evening airrrrrr - Girls in white - In a perfumed night - Where the lights are bright as the stars! - Put on your Sunday clothes, we’re gonna ride through town - In one of those new horsedrawn open cars - We’ll see the shows - At Delmonico’s - And we’ll close the town in a whirrrrrl! - And we won’t come home until we’ve kissed a girrrrrrrrl! 
- Did he collapse from seeing the rainbow roundabout? 
- He had apparently been taking prescription drugs and drinking alcohol. Beetroot was on a trip. If he’s the best that his electorate has, yikes. 









