This can only read as hypocrisy when you portray “everyone who plays video games” as a single character

“It’s not an RV, it’s a motorcoach”

a sentence that sounds best when shouted from a prison cell

“I don’t have to change my behavior” is the most trivially easy thing for anyone to convince themself.

Not a fruit i know, but if you like pineapple on pizza you might also like pickled onions on pizza

Tasty tasty plant snot

Call me crazy but I wear gloves when cleaning toilets

Some sink plungers have a collapsible flange hidden inside

And this is the magical part where we recognize that both can exist

Interesting in concept i guess, but orders of magnitude less efficient than a train.

In order for everyone to just freaking go, their cars would have to be attached somehow.

I wonder if anyone’s ever thought of linking a bunch of cars together so they can all stop and go simultaneously. And hey, since the cars are attached and all need to go to the same place, we can build a track instead of using high maintenance rubber on pavement and-

oop, we invented trains

add a hard hat and you’re in

When I said “emulsified with garlic” I was trying to convey the idea that the garlic is the emulsifier. “Oil emulsified by egg with garlic added for flavor” is not an aioli by its rigid definition, but it does fit the american colloqual use

Aioli is “garlic and oil” by translation. By definition aioli is a spread made from oil emulsified with garlic, which mixing garlic into mayonnaise does not achieve. That said, the colloquial use of aioli to refer to just about any thick smooth spread is well on its way to changing that. Pedants like me can fight it all we want, but languages evolve. It’s just what they do.

Tolerating boredom is a skill worth developing

If your goal is just to prevent glare from direct sunlight? Maybe a purely passive diffuser is what you’re looking for

This is the way. Plus they’re usually mesh so you can just toss them in the fridge with your produce and it stays breathable

I do feel for the 19 year old who was rightfully terrified of the thing but went on because his dad wanted to bond

Soak a kitchen towel, wring it out, and line the bottom of the crisper with it. Feel it every once in a while to make sure it’s still damp. That’ll let your crisper be what it was designed to be: a little high-humidity box in an otherwise arid refrigerator.

Also, take note of how produce is stored at the grocery store. If the store doesn’t refrigerate something (apples, tomatoes, avocados to name a couple), odds are you shouldn’t either. The fruits and veggies that belong in the crisper are the ones that are periodically misted with water in the case at the store. Also probably don’t keep anything tightly wrapped in plastic.

Don’t worry, they’ll be pasted on a farm upstate.

Yeah, it really looks like a case of “the first layer of administrative safety control failed, and another layer kicked in to prevent a dangerous scenario.”