My little cousin loves these SCPs and likes to tell me about them at family get togethers. Thank you for creating his hobby, Bob Ross ❤️

Multiple self employments 😯

Honey it’s time to watch another 8 consecutive hours of TV on a second screen while zoning out.

You dick

“I am self employed”

God. White people steal literally everything

I don’t want rapey dudes to think they can move on me without the risk of winding up dead. Same goes for cops. That’s the one social contract that they can’t disregard.

Stop making talk of how I fun :'(

Yes, another 50¢ in class action settlements! That’ll show em

'Murica

Stop hanging out with my NSA agent

So inspiring that America has pivoted to rehabilitating pedophiles in the workforce. I knew y’all would eventually grow out of punitive justice

Despicable me ass-havin-legs

Can’t see them in Voyager. But I write myself nice little notes next to their username about how they act around polite strangers

Masterpiece 🤌

can any pinoy please tell me what a wagi moment is?

I guess that’s true

Ki adimundi

People really gloss over that there was a lot of work done to make sure y2k wouldn’t be a disaster. It wasn’t exactly a hoax, it was averted

Ah yes, the sore throat mug