I don’t think an Adam Sandler film has ever grossed a billion dollars so it seems the cartoon protagonist is in the minority.

I only learned this a few weeks ago at 40 years old, now my hair is blue, both my ears are pierced and I’m a lot happier. I told my 19 year old daughter that “what will people think?” has been my mantra, now it’s “fuck 'em”

Evolution

As a former resident of Washington, fuck that noise.

Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, ham, marinara sauce, thick, fluffy crust, and NO cheese.

Too bad, I thought those were promising for industrial applications.

3 things you can count on, death, taxes, and war in the middle east.

Da

Didn’t he say he’s a zionist?

How about “This cooks the pigs too fast, you need to slow roast them to achieve maximum tenderness.” Or “If the doors stick closed this turns the whole thing into a massive offset pig smoker.”

Looks like the Ford Exploder moniker is making a comeback.

Navy beans and ham.

For research guys, it’s for research.

¿Por qué no los dos?

If you’re fucking enough for this to be a concern, male, female or other, good on you.

She should use “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins in campaign videos moving forward.

All part of God’s plan.

I didn’t downvote you but if a steak is too far gone I will put ketchup (or even catsup) on it. I wouldn’t call myself a fan but it can somewhat salvage an otherwise ruined piece of meat.

They accept sworn testimony.

You would make a terrible juror.