My weapon of choice

Of course he won’t.

He’ll blame the pizza stone manufacturer.

Technically correct because you can’t make an account without the server.

You didn’t even come close to answering the question. So I’ll ask again.

How were you harmed by Discord?

Ok but why are you so angry about it?

I’ve been using it for years and haven’t had to pay a dime.

How have they harmed you with their free app?

Imagine how much wasted time, pain, and global suffering he could have avoided by just not making this.

Well you see, when two magnets love each other very much…

Always a safe bet

Listen buddy, let’s be realistic, I’m no professional chef.

I really love Mexican food so sometimes my dinner is pulling a tortilla out of the bag and eating it.

If you pass this recipe on please give me credit.

Mac & Cheese, the polite weirdos to our north call it Kraft Dinner.

I had no idea I was qualified to be a cookbook author.

I talked to myself about this and we vehemently disagree that this is a sign of mental illness.

I like to think they were planning for the mass confusion it would cause on Lemmy. “They’ll never figure this out, muhahahaha!”

But I’m on to them. Oh yes.

Good on ya for lookin out!

Good diet plan! Average person burns around 80 calories per mile walking at a moderate pace. You burned 800 calories to eat a 660 calorie Whopper.

You’re aware that it’s legal to own more than one roll of duct tape, right? Or to tear a really long strip off the roll and wrap it around something after you put the roll inside? 😁

9 hours later…. 0 downvotes 😂

Of course you are. Every other human on the planet is issued a plunger at birth. What’s wrong with you?