If that had been the case they would’ve written “SLOL.”

I wonder if aquatic creatures get upset & violently retaliatory when they’re swatted by paddling oars?

Ok but Crocodile Dundee was a person.

There are no crocodiles in that Brisbane river? Then I wonder why the article stated there are 500 crocodiles living in that Brisbane river?

That sounds like a great idea! Then I remembered the reality of how I use my weather app. I use it when I’m too lazy to go outside to check the temperature IRL 😂

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I wish USA would go metric so I could instinctively understand what 45⁰C is without consulting a conversion calculator. I’m guessing 45⁰C is 90-100F? BRB lemme verify … Oh jeez it’s 113⁰F! 🔥

Religion is such a mindfuck. And life-fuck.

Я спйнаж! 😈

Correct. It’s just fine to despise anyone who’s genocidal, regardless of religion, race, species, genus, phylum, kingdom, etc. Because genocide is bad.

Punctuation packs a punch.

https://vger.to/programming.dev/comment/25985356

Yes my name is Stella. I guess I couldn’t hear you over the pouring rain. I hope your bowl of snacks was waterproof. And hope you didn’t miss the plot & were able to bask in the moment of GMT-7 3:14am 15th day of the 9th month of the 26th year of the century 🙏🏼.

It’s a good thing Halloween parties are indoors. Wear a coat over my slutty costume 😄

Oops I forgot about it & fell asleep. 3am is not a normal hour to be awake. More snacks for you! 🥨

It will hit my time zone in 5 hours. Wanna come over & get another chance to experience it here?

I’m upvoting your comment because as an owner of several corporations, I think you’ve got a great idea!

Why do the hamster tunnels look like intestines?

I guess that’s a pun, not a typo.

thatsthejoke