TooManyFoods

Really the question is why? I feel like a good end is better than just a quick end. Obviously the answer is, that for many reasons, this asshole believes a quick end will get him the best end for his perspective.

First info I could find says spider crabs live up to 100. I also says they are delicious somewhere I’m sure: https://fathomseafood.com/blogs/news/how-long-do-crabs-live

Dick is in hell now

As a c++ professor, I would never lie to my students like this.

Well not the “horses” own mouth, but a mouth claimed by the horse, right?

Ur gonna make me bri’ush.

I’d like to do more than reverse what he did. I’d like to reverse up to Reagan

Or shooting someone on fifth avenue

Can they stop being so ridiculous that this woman has a chance to make sense? God,at the beginning of a 30 year mortgage, you are already paying mostly interest. Cut some of the principal off and now you are paying a couple hundred bucks less at most. Will they offer lower interest rates or will they jack up 30 year interest rates?

CBP’s operation zone is ridiculous too. They’re “border patrol” but they can work deep into the country.

But I spend all this time attaching razorblades

Well, they were gonna run out of time to indict

“Crow San Tuhs, boil’em mash’em put’em in a stew”

Bob Dole knows that that’s a mistake Bob Dole made.

Not as bad as the last place comics one.

The island has been closed for years. Musk needs to get his supply somehow.

Ridiculous. He wasn’t president when the crime occurred, he wasn’t president when the trial happened.

Well yes, but the US has really has only ever done one war for doing slavery, and never really ended the practice there.

America has oil.

Isn’t that why they are bringing in Texas?