Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.

• Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk

And BOY did they deliver and more.

What a joke. Valuing pirated games as full value for a fucking video game bust.

My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.

She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.

Pablo Sanchez was fucking juicing as a child and you can’t prove me wrong. Motherfucker was sending balls into orbit.

I would shake Rich Evan’s dick to get the last of his pee out if he asked me.

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They really are the best in the business, but you can’t divorce the fact that they have strong connections to the Russian government.

It’s a tough pill to swallow.

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