The Assman

You don’t have to be so dramatic.

Oh no! He’s hot!

Insurance ceo, the worst kind

You either need to do more or less drugs. I’m not sure which.

Relevant username

All these weird numeric names. I’m gonna build a GPU and name it Jonathan.

Thanks handsome

A fucking DORK?

So I did this last night after your comment. This morning it’s the consistency of yogurt. Maybe we have different definitions of “solid”.

It’s far from solid at room temp, not really liquid either. Hence the question.

How solid we talking 🤔 wondering about bacon grease

You literally can. It’s a setting.

Ass Hill, you say 👀

Hey baby come over and I’ll drive against the wall for all 400 miles of the brickyard in NASCAR 2000

The US was fighting wars in the Middle East for the first 30 years of our lives, we watched the worst mass casualty event since pearl harbor on live tv, we lived through the worst economic crisis since the great depression, covid, tea party, trump, Katrina, isis, Putin, etc etc. When were these high hopes you speak of?

Guarantee 99% of bluesky users have no idea what federation is

I always say never work too hard. Managers don’t know how long things take because they don’t do any actual work. Set expectations accordingly.

Yeah this is just regular hat type thinking

Learn how to make your own bone broth. Shits fucking incredible.

Palestine, Ukraine, and Taiwan might stop happening.