The Assman

Why would they want to solve an issue that causes you to need a new product from them

When the promise is “if you narc you’re dead”

People still using shitter deserve to be misinformed

Warn in one hand, shit in the other

Et tu Dale?

They’ll just change the formula and tell your doctor to prescribe the new one

Dating in Wisconsin

Chain of Psychiatric Hospitals

Stop the planet I want off

THANK YOU! These children downvoting me

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“algorithmic system”? Was it a unix system?

The national guard can be deployed by feds or by the state.

Sign me up for foodborne illness! Which is exactly what I said when I booked my trip to North Korea.

This child vapes ☝️

That’s enough time on planet earth for me

Men’s room

The Defunct Ones

Another day I’m thankful I don’t work for a company that uses microshit anymore

He’s mostly just been eating lettuce

I was gonna send this to my wife but he wouldn’t get the joke