Thank you for the clarification. That was a very risky click.

So did someone f**k a costco rotisserie chicken and this is how I’m learning about it?

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That was the best they could do? A balloon?

I understand it’s a bit deflated, but my god. I reckon the smugglers could’ve landed at least six figures for a truck sized haul of hard drugs, so surely they could afford a better disguising apparatus than balloons.

Either way good riddance.

I watched it when it aired 13 years ago on Limmy’s show (y’know, This Guy and This Guy, lol.

OP’s peom/story belongs to the same cinematic universe as Deedee in the kitchen, so I couldn’t help but relate them.

Is this you?

https://youtu.be/xLFW7jhB0-Y?si=NyCOURPQYTrJLmY_

Wait out my timer or go around me.

Maybe the pizza was delivered in 1900, and is gone now. Can you prove otherwise?

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Have you checked for a rock-hard, moldy pizza buried under your front porch?

At least it isn’t Bielefeld, amirite?