Shockingly it seems Meta is the company closest to realizing this.

I don’t get it. :(

He chose wisely.

For sure, it is. But in the likely event that insurance providers somehow deny the claim, the cynic in me expects the government to provide socialized support for the wealthy as soon as it can.

I was thinking this was intended for skateboards and scooters.

Just to confirm, there’s no plan to subsidize the rebuilding of $40,000,000 mansions, right?

The upgraded sprites look like mobile game rejects.

Succinctly put. I feel like the original vision did not intend for them to look so cartoonish.

Starcraft 1 remaster looked so much better, too. Was that done by the same team?

Thank you for the clarification. That was a very risky click.

So did someone f**k a costco rotisserie chicken and this is how I’m learning about it?

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That was the best they could do? A balloon?

I understand it’s a bit deflated, but my god. I reckon the smugglers could’ve landed at least six figures for a truck sized haul of hard drugs, so surely they could afford a better disguising apparatus than balloons.

Either way good riddance.

I watched it when it aired 13 years ago on Limmy’s show (y’know, This Guy and This Guy, lol.

OP’s peom/story belongs to the same cinematic universe as Deedee in the kitchen, so I couldn’t help but relate them.

Is this you?

https://youtu.be/xLFW7jhB0-Y?si=NyCOURPQYTrJLmY_

Wait out my timer or go around me.

For what it’s worth, I doubt these videos were “viewed” millions of times. X tracks a 1-second automatic playback as a view, such as when someone slowly scrolls past on their feed. Every other service typically counts that as an impression.

Maybe the pizza was delivered in 1900, and is gone now. Can you prove otherwise?

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Have you checked for a rock-hard, moldy pizza buried under your front porch?

At least it isn’t Bielefeld, amirite?