They sprayed lube on the pedal and glue on the cover, the lube caused the glue to fail.

Creepy Mormon bros are crypto fascists.

I would hand him a bottle of pee if I saw him homeless on the strret.

The lake that feeds it is not recharging fast enough so they’re limiting passage of ships and making them take longer and more dangerous routes. So he’s probably planning to commit ecocide on the lake for the handful of years it can sustain the canal at max capacity but long enough to stymie other routes being planned or built.

I like em scared. We don’t shun enough.

God these dorks talk like no one ever slapped them in the mouth. Bunch of little assholes.

Excellent. I also recently stopped my subscription.

I had a teacher during sex ed start yelling about how you gotta work on and please your lady not a “wham bam thank you ma’am”, his words. Now not in 7th grade sex ed it wouldn’t have been so weird. Same teacher had a diabetic fit and started yelling and writing E over and over while grading our tests.

30 seconds of googling shows me that women can still breastfeed with nipple piercings. I would question any of the info he gave me about anatomy.

One that furthers the fascist agenda.

Yeah, it’s Billy reads the sports page a lot between the gems. At least a while ago.

When it’s not single digits and ice storming in a couple weeks I think people are going to take to the streets. Everyone I talk to is pissed except the unreachable morons.

Yeah hurry the fuck up.

Yes taxes, I mean taxes.

Increasingly I am only seeing one solution to this Musk problem.

I wish nothing but the worst for your friend.

She’s dumb as fuck.

I like that part though.

Cardi B can eat shit. If your shoes get ruined by walking they aren’t shoes.

As a deer hunter I accept the deer’s proposal. Lotta stress put on that shot, go ahead.