• Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub
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    10 days ago

    “Good morning, Ash, my big 12 year old son, ready to become a Pokemon master!”

    “Out you go into the world, alone, just you and an electric mouse!”

    3 weeks later

    “Hi mom! I’m with a girl and we’re hanging with this dude in his 30’s named Brock who’s totally not a pervert, and a terrorist organization has made me their main enemy.”

    “That’s nice, honey!”

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      10 days ago

      Brock is 15.

      Ash was actually only 10 when he was sent out to enjoy a world of animal bloodsport. He is always 10, no matter how many years pass.