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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Vampires are from Jersey

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Vampires are from Jersey

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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Off topic, but it paints a grisly picture of humanity that all vampires have higher standards for consent than many humans.

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      That’s because vampires are fictional.

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        You’re right, of course, but you should still see the comment about Bryan Johnson elsewhere in this thread, if you haven’t already.

        https://lemmy.world/comment/17214940

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          🙁

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      Seriously.

      One vampire Dev pops “by clicking agree, you consent to vampires entering your home.” Into line 57842368 of the Instagram/FB TOS and suddenly it’s a feeding frenzy…

      …How does one sell a script to Black Mirror?

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        Dystopian technofeudalist vampire is now one of my favorite new tropes. Thank you.

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          Bryan Johnson makes it somewhat literal.

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            I had completely forgotten about that. Thanks for bringing it back up. These people are literally parasites.

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          Peter Thiel has never felt so appreciated…

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            He’s why I have a crucifix-shaped wifi jammer nailed to my headboard.

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              Oh THAT’S why? I thought it was a kink thing…

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                I never said it wasn’t. Maybe I just get off on antagonizing billionaire vampires.

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        Plus, there’s a (kind of) precedent. All you’d have to do is plan it for April fool’s day.

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      A “standard” implies it’s a societal norm they’re participating in, rather than a supernatural compulsion they’re restricted by.

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        That’s a good point. Perhaps they’re instead restricted by a social code of honor and limited empathy. Like they could come in against your will, but most won’t because it’s a shameful violation of vampire ethics, and they would feel bad about it.

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          I mean, sure. But that’s some supernatural ability to compartmentalize.

          “I’ll drain the blood from your veins in a fit of bestial hunger but I won’t just…enter your house uninvited. I’m a monster, not an animal.”

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            I’ve eaten a steak before, but I won’t slaughter a cow. People are complicated and inconsistent sometimes.

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              Fair enough.

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      I’m beginning to realise that even stones may have higher standards for consent than most humans.

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        For the sake of us all, I hope you’re wrong, but history being what it has been, I’m having trouble coming up with a counterargument.

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