Summary
Elon Musk announced that his AI startup xAI has merged with his social media platform X in an all-stock deal, valuing xAI at $80 billion and X at $33 billion.
Musk stated the merger will combine AI expertise with X’s broad reach.
xAI, launched less than two years ago, competes with OpenAI and has developed the Grok chatbot, integrated with X.
Two companies no one wanted now one company no one wants.
Company worthless? Sell it to yourself for a ludicrous cost to increase your market value!
You mad, wage slaves?
Then immediately borrow real money against the paper value of your new merger company. Pocket a few billion and use some to bribe the feds to not audit you.
It’s crime all the way down.
No need for a bribe. Just fire all the financial investigators.