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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

I get dumped on at work all the time. The least I can do is return the favor.

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I get dumped on at work all the time. The least I can do is return the favor.

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • Chemical Wonka@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Take a shit at work and get part of the surplus value back

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    Welp, my foot is asleep and the automatic lights are off. Time to get up.

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      Oh man, I hate the motion sensors so much, when they’re outside the booths.

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    You can’t do that. Your toilet has the anti privacy features that seem to be common in the USA, which are designed to shorten your time there… Too easy to see above and below the walls, probably even through the walls.

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      You guys have walls?

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        My employer figured out a new concept called privacy… Walls from the floor to the ceiling and doors from the left to the right…

        It’s in Germany… Privacy matters more here.

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    Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.

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    Obligatory Rodney Munch:

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=7zTei5RMhQ8

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    It’s time to take a shit on the company’s dime!

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    🎶takin a dump on the company dime🎶

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    Me in home office changing my status to red because a coworker wants something and I’m actually still in bed and listening to the radio

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    Relevant blog post from 2019

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