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tupalos@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 9か月前

What are some signs your getting older?

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What are some signs your getting older?

tupalos@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 9か月前
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    Every damn time I scratch my knee, the nuts get in the way. It’s horrible.

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      I’m… confused.

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        Pretty simple. My nuts are giant, hang low, and have their own sentience. They’re also easily entertained by interfering with anything they can.

        Right now, they’re the ones typing this, two letters at a time ahahahahahahahahah! Testicle power!

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          Oh dear…

        • tamal3@lemmy.world
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          “Do you nuts hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?”

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