- One man accused of murdering one person, “We do not intend to delay this defendant’s extradition to New York.” - Another man accused of inciting a government insurrection, “let’s wait four whole years to hear the case.” - The whole damn system is guilty as hell. - Well you see, he committed the cardinal sin… - Don’t screw over rich people. - Luigi needs to set up a PAC and announce his campaign for president. I’m not even joking. This covers a lot of sins. - He’s not old enough to qualify any time soon. 
 
 
 
- I don’t get it? It couldn’t have been Luigi. He was busy working at a Jay St. Videogames all day.  
- I mean… Based on pics, its clearly not him… - I mean it looks just like him, haven’t seen eyebrows like that since early eighties porn. - You shut your dirty whorish mouth. Luigi was at my house playing Wii sports the whole time. - He fucked u up in tennis, don’t lie. 
 
 
 
- This whole thing just stinks. The eyebrows don’t match up. The manifesto doesn’t make sense. It doesn’t make sense for him to put a big effort into escaping but then keep incriminating evidence. - I thought the eyebrows were pretty close. And the evidence he kept was the weapon, which if he did it, was probably because he intended to use it again—to liberate us. 
 
- I just don’t think he did it. 
- Wait. ABC News just said the authorities found his backpack in Central Park. But didn’t they say he had his backpack when he was arrested? Which is it? 





