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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

The most dangerous kind of canoes...

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The most dangerous kind of canoes...

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  • Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Hmmm, which one? I’m going to paddle around in my kāy-nō?, or The lava from that vol-ka-ˈnew might cover the village!

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      I think there’s a joke about vul-canoes and vulverines in here somewhere that result in canoes with claws. I just can’t quite find it.

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        “vulverines” sounds more like genitals with claws.

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          Or clawing genitals

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          And from vulvarines, we can get to vulvamarine, where there has to be some kind of cunnilingus joke.

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        Give it a few hours, someone’s bound to come up with it.

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      Why not both?

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