no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoI've got a double peen AMAlemmy.worldimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1259arrow-down11
arrow-up1258arrow-down1imageI've got a double peen AMAlemmy.worldno banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 day agoOh, they forgot the dildo hammer too. You know, sometimes you got to hammer the thing in all the way. (Don’t worry if you miss and accidentally hit the balls, it’s fine.) Not to be confused with hammer dildo (which they also forgot). Thats just s dildo with a handle at a 90° angle.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoWe use jack hammers around here for that.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoI don’t know any Jacks :(. Oh, you mean Mr RoadworksPowerDildo? Aye, I’ll give it a try, thx.
Oh, they forgot the dildo hammer too.
You know, sometimes you got to hammer the thing in all the way.
(Don’t worry if you miss and accidentally hit the balls, it’s fine.)
Not to be confused with hammer dildo (which they also forgot). Thats just s dildo with a handle at a 90° angle.
We use jack hammers around here for that.
I don’t know any Jacks :(.
Oh, you mean Mr RoadworksPowerDildo?
Aye, I’ll give it a try, thx.