Can anyone fetch me a coffee? I’m pinned under a purring cat.

edit: it’s more snoring cat than purring TBH

Edit 2: it’s OK now, I accidentally hit play with sound on a video of a steam train pulling into the station, Miss Meow decided it was prudent to move out of the way of the train. I’m now back with both my coffee and a cat on my lap, currently purring (may soon morph back into snoring)/