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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 months ago

Little bobby 👦

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Little bobby 👦

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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 11 months ago
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    I’m going to drink my water before you get to it!

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      breaks through window, wrestles cup out of your hands, stands over you, bleeding

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        drinks the blood.

        NOW I HAVE YOUR WATER!!

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          weeps

          immediately a Fremen begins to extoll about my water giving virtues

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