- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
I thought Data was an android name. This seems like it might be cultural appropriation.
I’m glad that she’s come so far so quickly. It seems like only yesterday they were talking about a Private Data Breach.
Give that lady a promotion!
It’d be less confusing to see a headline about “Lt. Col. Data Breach”
“Who is General Protection Fault and why is he reading my memory?”
I will steal a joke from Beavis and Butt Head.
“I see you have already given yourself military rankings, Major Woody and Private Parts!!!”
I dated a guy named Data once. We were into ballroom dancing, had to break up due to his first name.
Dr Pulaski? Is that you?
Seriously though, why break up over his name?
Because he wasn’t serious about a monogamous relationship. He was just a serial date-ah (“dater” with a southern accent - yeah, it’s a reach that I’ll “justify” with how late it is & how tired I am).
Well we ARE in dadjokes… Can’t exactly complain here.
Phew that was lame.
Reminds me of a running joke in How I Met Your Mother where they’d salute people when they used words like general and major in conversation


