I assume they’re going to cut out all the woke parts of the Bible… wait, if they cut out the woke, that would leave only the Old Testament without any Jesus. Are they going to shoehorn a bunch of Old Testament fire and brimstone into the story of Jesus? Are we finally going to get the full-on, gun-tote’n Republican Jesus they’ve always dreamed of?
I assume they’re going to cut out all the woke parts of the Bible… wait, if they cut out the woke, that would leave only the Old Testament without any Jesus. Are they going to shoehorn a bunch of Old Testament fire and brimstone into the story of Jesus? Are we finally going to get the full-on, gun-tote’n Republican Jesus they’ve always dreamed of?