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A picture of a guy on a bicycle taken from a window. The roads are covered in snow and the weather looks cold and miserable. Caption reads “This dude has to be either going to get weed or pussy.”
A picture of a guy on a bicycle taken from a window. The roads are covered in snow and the weather looks cold and miserable. Caption reads “This dude has to be either going to get weed or pussy.”
Weed? Not likely. This is more like “im sweating and shitting and need at least a bump.”
-Former opiate addict that has literally rode a bike in a blizzard to score. Like pictured.
Counterpoint: This could very well be a picture of me from any snowstorm in Calgary when I was a teenager who’d do anything for weed. But there would be 3-4 times as much snow.
I used to drive an hour in whiteout blizzards to get to my plug. In the ditches once or twice on that, but thanks to a handy wrecker, back on the road before my last bowl runs out.
Effin eh, cotton. Effin eh.